Baby Godfather

OPTIMUS PRIME

WHO MISTRANSFORMED OPTIMUS PRIME? I WANT THERE ARMS PULLED FROM THEIR BALL JOINTS. Baby Godfather

cry me a river

ARE YOU JEALOUS?  THAT MY PARTNER LOOKS LIKE A PERSON AND YOUR'S DOESN'T? Baby Godfather

Ask Grandma

WHAT DO YOU MEAN DADDY SAID NO MORE BHOOTIES? THEN GO ASK GRANDMA! Baby Godfather

Serious Baby Child

I WANT HER HERE AND I WANT HER AWIVE.... SHE HAS MY NOSE.... Baby Godfather

Week one

THERE'S A TIME AND PLACE FOR EVERYTHING AND IT'S CALLED COLLEGE! Baby Godfather

Not drinking at a social event?

YOU WILL HAVE A DRINK I'M FUNNIER WHEN YOU'VE HAD A DRINK. Baby Godfather

Ordering a baby hit

MOOSH THAT GUY! Baby Godfather

teeeheheee lolololol

I'M SICK OF THIS GUY'S GODDAMN NEGATIVITY Baby Godfather

no shit taker

COME HERE AND SAY THAT CUNT Baby Godfather

the godbaby calls a hit

YOU TELL THAT CUNT  IF HE STEALS MY FUCKING MILK ONE MORE TIME I'LL HAVE HIM KNEECAPPED Baby Godfather