Bad Luck Brian

She texts, "Come over, no one is home ;)" Went over, no one was home

She texts,

Is adopted and comes out of the closet gets put back up for adoption

Is adopted and comes out of the closet gets put back up for adoption  Bad Luck Brian

Logs onto reddit almost every day for 2 months Misses the original safe post and the murder confession

Logs onto reddit almost every day for 2 months Misses the original safe post and the murder confession  Bad Luck Brian

Teacher asks to read an essay I wrote to the class. Uses it as an example of what not to do in writing.

Teacher asks to read an essay I wrote to the class. Uses it as an example of what not to do in writing.  Bad Luck Brian

Has One Night Stand Knocks it over

Has One Night Stand Knocks it over  Bad Luck Brian

nervous about giving a speech so imagines everyone is naked gets a boner

nervous about giving a speech so imagines everyone is naked gets a boner   Bad Luck Brian

BUilds Girlfriend's confidence up so much she went out and found someone better

BUilds Girlfriend's confidence up so much she went out and found someone better  Bad Luck Brian

Touched by jesus in a mexican prison

Touched by jesus in a mexican prison  Bad Luck Brian

Walks extremely drunk girl home she forgets who he is, gets him arrested for attempted rape

Walks extremely drunk girl home she forgets who he is, gets him arrested for attempted rape  Bad Luck Brian

Is setup on a blind date With girl that dumped him 5 years ago

Is setup on a blind date With girl that dumped him 5 years ago  Bad Luck Brian