Captain kitteh

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE SUDDEN NOSEDIVE AND LOSS OF AIRCRAFT CONTROL SOMEBODY ON THE GROUND POINTED A LASER INSIDE THE COCKPIT

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE SUDDEN NOSEDIVE AND LOSS OF AIRCRAFT CONTROL SOMEBODY ON THE GROUND POINTED A LASER INSIDE THE COCKPIT  Captain kitteh

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE SUDDEN NOSEDIVE AND LOSS OF AIRCRAFT CONTROL SOMEBODY ON THE GROUND POINTED A LASER INSIDE THE COCKPIT

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE SUDDEN NOSEDIVE AND LOSS OF AIRCRAFT CONTROL SOMEBODY ON THE GROUND POINTED A LASER INSIDE THE COCKPIT  Captain kitteh

And if you look to your right you will see the colorado meowtains

And if you look to your right you will see the colorado meowtains  Captain kitteh

Im not going down with the ship. Im afraid of water

Im not going down with the ship. Im afraid of water   Captain kitteh

make sure your tray tables are in the upright and locked position so i can sit on your lap

make sure your tray tables are in the upright and locked position so i can sit on your lap  Captain kitteh

Please turn off all electronic devices, as they may interfere with navigation equipment. And no laser pointers. They freak me the fuck out.

Please turn off all electronic devices, as they may interfere with navigation equipment. And no laser pointers.
They freak me the fuck out.  Captain kitteh

Captain Jimmy!

AYE AYE CAPTAIN JIMMY! Captain kitteh

Twitteh Kitteh

WELCOME TO TWITTEH LET CAPTAIN KITTEH TEACH YOU HOW TO USE IT Captain kitteh

Predator Elite

OUTLAW HORIZON YOU ARE CLEAR TO JUMP Captain kitteh

Ratta ta ta doom

SH** JUST GOT REAL IF YOU LIVE IN ENGLAND  RAT SHIP COMING YOUR WAY Captain kitteh