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If Willy Wonka likes it... so will you!

HMMM...RELYLOCAL FEST... ...TELL ME MORE! Condescending Wonka

like JESUS

OH YOU FAST FOR 40 MINUTES AND 40 SECONDS PLEASE TELL MORE ABOUT HOW SIMILAR YOU AND JESUS ARE Condescending Wonka

Wonka White

PLEASE, TELL ME HOW YOU WOULD HAVE IMPROVED THE FINALE OF BREAKING BAD Condescending Wonka

It's my offer...

      HEY, KIDS        WANT CANDY? Condescending Wonka

Silly work rants

YOU NEED A CUP OF HOT WATER TO SOAK YOUR SILVERWARE IN? TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW A CUP OF 100 DEGREE WATER WILL TAKE OUT THE GERMS BETTER THAN THE 200+ DEGREE WATER AND CLEANING CHEMICALS THAT IT HAS ALREADY BEEN RAN THROUGH IN OUR DISH WASHING MACHINE.  Condescending Wonka

Silly restaurant rants

YOU NEED A CUP OF HOT WATER TO SOAK YOUR SILVERWARE IN? TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW A CUP OF 100 DEGREE WATER WILL KILL THE GERMS BETTER THAN THE 200+ DEGREE WATER AND CLEANING CHEMICALS THAT IT WAS ALREADY RAN THROUGH IN OUT DISH WASHING MACHINE.  Condescending Wonka

This Is How Stupid Policians Think We Are. They Must Be Right!

I'LL ALWAYS BE TRUTHFUL! NOW, WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR? Condescending Wonka

The Way Our Politicians Play Us

THIS TIME YOU VOTE AGAINST IT! AND I'LL VOTE FOR IT. THAT'LL CONFUSE THOSE STPID VOTERS! Condescending Wonka

New Unfollowerss

TELL ME AGAIN WHY YOU TRUST UNFOLLOWERS MANAGER TO ACCESS YOUR TWITTER DATA I'M FASCINATED BY YOUR PRIVACY CONCERNS Condescending Wonka

Wonka The Choreographer

I'M OLD............. ...AND I CAN DO THAT CLUSTER. SO CAN YOU. Condescending Wonka