Condescending Wonka

Oh, your child is 25 months? I'm 221 as of march

Oh, your child is 25 months? I'm 221 as of march  Condescending Wonka

You think finals week is really hard? let me know how working 60 hours a week turns out

You think finals week is really hard? let me know how working 60 hours a week turns out  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you beat me to that red light? You must really feel good about passing me.

Oh, you beat me to that red light? You must really feel good about passing me.  Condescending Wonka

You love watching the History Channel? You must know so much about UFOs

You love watching the History Channel? You must know so much about UFOs  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you found the love of your life? Who's it today?

Oh, you found the love of your life? Who's it today?  Condescending Wonka

It's so hard being a broke college student? The blues must sound so good through your $300 headphones.

It's so hard being a broke college student?
 The blues must sound so good through your $300 headphones.  Condescending Wonka

Gun laws would prevent shooting sprees? please tell me more about how criminals follow laws

Gun laws would prevent shooting sprees? please tell me more about how criminals follow laws  Condescending Wonka

Oh you had grilled chicken and mashed potato's for dinner? please update your facebook telling everyone about it

Oh you had grilled chicken and mashed potato's for dinner? please update your facebook telling everyone about it  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you stuck it to the man by quitting your job? I bet those principles will really help pay your rent.

Oh, you stuck it to the man by quitting your job? I bet those principles will really help pay your rent.  Condescending Wonka

Oh, you like to threaten guys claiming that your boyfriend will beat them up? What a strong, independent woman you are.

Oh, you like to threaten guys claiming that your boyfriend will beat them up? What a strong, independent woman you are.    Condescending Wonka