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REALITY CHECK

YOU CLAIM YO GIRL IS A NATURAL BEAUTY NO MAKE UP NEEDED REALITY IS YOU AND EVERYBODY ELSE KNOW SHE LOOK LIKE A WILDEBEEST AND MAKE WOULDN'T HELP ANYWAY

Get Real

YOU PROCLAIM YO GIRL IS A NATURAL BEAUTY NO MAKE UP NEEDED IN REALITY YOU AND EVERYBODY KNOW SHE REALLY LOOK LIKE A WILDER BEEST AND MAKE UP WOULDN'T HELP ANYWAY Condescending Wonka

Get your ass on the road

SO YOU CAN DO AN EMBA BUT YOU CAN'T RUN 5KM? Condescending Wonka

Get your ass on the road

ARE YOU TELLING ME YOU WON'T RUN/WALK 5KMS FOR CHARITY? Condescending Wonka

OH SHE CHEATED ON YOU AND YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING? IT'S STILL YOUR FAULT! Condescending Wonka

Selfie Storage

WELL NOW,  WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO WITH ALL YOUR SELFIES? Condescending Wonka

Looter Loser

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checking out

OH, YOU WERE CHECKED OUT AT THE GYM? YOU POOR THING. Condescending Wonka

How long did Romeo and Juliet know each other?

OH, SO YOU THINK ROMEO & JULIET IS ROMANTIC? NEED I REMIND YOU HOW MANY PEOPLE DIED? Condescending Wonka

The MOST condescending

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