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faith vs science

YOU SAY YOU DON'T FOLLOW THE BIBLE BECAUSE IT WASWRITTEN BY MAN?  TELL ME, WHO WROTE ALL YOUR TEXTBOOKS?  Condescending Wonka

Didn't want to, but did.

PLEASE TELL ME AGAIN HOW YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO DO ANYTHING WITH IT! Condescending Wonka

No ma hagan caso

NO ME HAGAN CASO SOY EL PRIMO DE JANNETTE Condescending Wonka

Please vote for me

PLEASE VOTE FOR ME TO BE THE 6H SCHOOL COUNCIL MEMBER PLEASE Condescending Wonka

Manth Problems

YOU LIKE THE SOONERS HMMM...                         BUT, CAN YOU COUNT? Condescending Wonka

oh, all hiring goes through HR?

OH, ALL HIRING GOES THROUGH HR? TELL ME, HOW'S THAT WORKIN OUT FOR YA? Condescending Wonka

Loot! Loot!

PLUNDER THE WEB OR LISTEN TO MUSIC FOR FREE  GIFT CARDS. HTTP://LOOTPALACE.COM/ Condescending Wonka

Home games

I CAN'T GO TO THE FIRST 3 HOME GAMES BECAUSE I HAVE TO BE UP AT 6 A.M. AND NEED THE MONEY BECAUSE I LOST MY JOB? TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW MUCH THIS SUCKS FOR YOU.  Condescending Wonka

Student Pain Sustains Me

HOW MUCH DO YOU HATE MR. LATHAM'S HOMEWORK? BETTER TWEET ABOUT IT Condescending Wonka

Oh you're Active Duty?!

I TRAIN ONE WEEKEND A MONTH...... ENJOY SEARCHING FOR THAT MISSING ACOG ON YOUR 3 DAY WEEKEND. I'LL BE AT THE LAKE. Condescending Wonka