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Tell me again why

TELL ME WHY YOU THINK CONSERVATIVE = BAD? Condescending Wonka

Follow Jesus

SO, YOU FOLLOW JESUS? DOES YOUR HUSBAND KNOW YOU'RE HAVING AN AFFAIR? Condescending Wonka

Start Your Car

YOU'RE GONNA START YOUR CAR? WITH THE KEYS STILL IN YOUR POCKET? Condescending Wonka

Chicken soup can cure a cold

CHICKEN SOUP CAN CURE A COLD BUT IT CAN'T CURE AN ASSHOLE Condescending Wonka

VIOLIN MAN

TELL US THE STORY OF THE TIME THEY SCAMMED U THE VIOLIN MAN WILL PLAY WHILE U TALK Condescending Wonka

So called Miami Heat Fans

SO, YOU'RE A HEAT FAN? NAME THE STARTING LINEUP OF THE 07-08 TEAM THAT FINISHED 15-67 Condescending Wonka

stop sign

THAT STOP SIGN CLEARLY DOESN'T APPLY TO YOU SHINY SPORTS CARS ARE INVINCIBLE Condescending Wonka

rGRiffin dumbshit

HEY RICK GRIFFIN  TELL M AGAIN HOW THE BILLS WILL BEAT THE BEARS? Condescending Wonka

Come get your deadbeat

I KNEW I HAD BEEN KEEPING THAT HOT TUB BOX FOR A REASON.  LOOKS LIKE SHE NEEDS A PLACE TO SLEEP. Condescending Wonka

My girl and I

OH, YOU GUYS MET OVER COFFEE? WE MET OVER NINJAS.... Condescending Wonka