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Monday

KEEP CALM YOU SAY GET YOUR ASS BACK TO WORK I SAY Condescending Wonka

Your Parents Bought You an Iphone, Mackbook, an car? And they're paying for your school?

YOUR PARENTS BOUGHT YOU IPHONES, MACBOOKS, CARS...? AND THEY'RE PAYING FOR YOUR SCHOOL? PLEASE, TELL ME HOW HARD YOUR LIFE IS Condescending Wonka

Sleep? no way

SLEEP? I DON'T BELIEVE IN SLEEP.. LESS SLEEP= MORE CRAFTING! Condescending Wonka

State fans be like:

HE WAS OUT OF BOUNDS AND CAME BACK IN? TRY NOT GIVING UP 33 POINTS TO A 3-6 TEAM THEN. Condescending Wonka

momma's boy

OH YOU'RE OVER 25 AND LIVING WITH YOUR MOM? TELL ME MORE ABOUT WHAT YOU KNOW OF BEING A MAN Condescending Wonka

Cowboy funny

 OH,SO YOUR A COWBOYS FAN? PLEASE, TELL ME HOW AWSOME FOOTBALL HAS BEEN FOR THE PAST FIVE WEEKS? Condescending Wonka

It feels good!

I THINK Y'ALL WAKING UP! GOODNIGHT :-) Condescending Wonka

Friday afternoon work problems.

YOU MEAN THEY ACTUALLY LOCK THE DOORS...        BUT THE KEYS ARE STILL INSIDE? Condescending Wonka

So shopping = I give a shit

OH EMM  GEEE LET'S GO SHOPPING Condescending Wonka

his smart mouth

SO YOU DONT HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO DO YOUR HOMEWORK? THEN EXPLAIN TO ME HOW YOU'RE ABLE TO GET TO THE LAST WORLD ON MARIO. Condescending Wonka