Confession kid

Till I was 13 years old...

I USE TO THINK THAT TOFU WAS AN EXOTIC ANIMAL Confession kid

Awww shit

AWWWW SHIT... LOST MY GLASSES  Confession kid

U LITTLE ASIAN ARE EVIL

OH MY GOD TAIWAN IS NOT CHINA Confession kid

Crying Kid

I WILL MISS YOU :( Confession kid

Gettin' Busy

WHY WAS I TOO EMBARRASSED TO BUY CONDOMS? I'M ONLY TWELVE, AND NOW I'M A DAD. Confession kid

Difference between athlete's and non athletes

I DIDN'T GET INTO ANY OF MY CLASSES... I BLAME ALL THE STUDENT ATHLETES! Confession kid

Age confession kid

WHEN I WAS A KID I THOUGHT PEOPLE KEPT GETTING TALLER AS THEY GOT OLDER Confession kid

TV Kid confession

WHEN I WAS A KID I THOUGHT PEOPLE LIVED IN THE TV. THANKS SPACE JAM. Confession kid

In Turkish, "masturbating" is roughly translated as "pulling a 31er"

WHEN I WAS A KID, I THOUGHT YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO COUNT TO 31 BEFORE CUMMING Confession kid

Sad Kid

I ALWAYS GAVE MY FRIENDS THE CRAPPY CONTROLLER Confession kid