Confucius says

Man who run in front of bus get tired man who run behind bus get exhausted

Man who run in front of bus get tired man who run behind bus get exhausted  Confucius says

man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time

man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time  Confucius says

Man should learn to masturbate Come in handy

Man should learn to masturbate Come in handy  Confucius says

BASEBALL WRONG Man with four balls no can walk

BASEBALL WRONG Man with four balls no can walk  Confucius says

Man Have sex in psych ward fucking crazy

Man Have sex in psych ward fucking crazy  Confucius says

Man who put hand in pocket feel cocky

Man who put hand in pocket feel cocky  Confucius says

Go to bed with sex problem on Mind wake up with solution in hand

Go to bed with sex problem on Mind wake up with solution in hand  Confucius says

Man who make mistake in elevator wrong on many levels

Man who make mistake in elevator wrong on many levels  Confucius says

Man who raises angry chickens eats raging cock for dinner

Man who raises angry chickens eats raging cock for dinner  Confucius says

Confucius says

IF WEBPAGE IS BLOCKED PHONE WITH MOBILE DATA, ALLOW INTERNET TO FLOW LIKE RIVER Confucius says