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WHEN YOUR BUTT STINKS IT'S TIME TO WASH IT. Confucius says

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HOUSE WITH NO BATHROOM UNCANNY Confucius says

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CARFUCIUS:  HE WHO MAKES APPOINTMENT IN MARCH GETS AMAZING CLEANING DEAL AT DEREKS DETAIL Confucius says

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WO/MAN WHO CALLS DEREK'S  FOR CAR CLEANING SMILES MORE WHILE DRIVING Confucius says

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CONFUCIUS SAYS SMOKE? Confucius says

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CONFUCIUS SAY  YOU BIG DUMMY FOR THINKING YOU GET WIN IN HOUSE OF WILDCATS Confucius says

Confucius Say You Big Dummy

CONFUCIUS SAY  YOU BIG DUMMY FOR THINKING YOU'D WIN IN THE HOSUE OF THE WILDCATS Confucius says

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CONFUCIOUS SAY: MAN WHO WEARS SQUIRREL ON FORHEAD GET BIT IN NUTS Confucius says

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MAN WHO FLY UPSIDE DOWN USUALLY CRACK UP Confucius says

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CONFUCIUS SAY HE WHO OWNS CAT WILL PAINFULLY REMEMBER WHEN HE USES HAND SANITIZER Confucius says