Craig - I would be so happy

fucking serioously

IF MY KID COULD JUST GO TO SLEEP SO SANTA COULD COME ID BE SO HAPPY Craig - I would be so happy

api status is shit

IF THE API GAVE PROPER HTTP STATUS CODES I WOULD BE SO HAPPY Craig - I would be so happy

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IF MARTY FRIEDMAN AND NICK MENZA WOULD RETURN TO MEGADETH   I WOULD BE SO HAPPY Craig - I would be so happy

oh, society

IF PEOPLE ACTED WITH REASON, FAIRNESS, HONESTY AND CIVILITY  I WOULD BE SO HAPPY. Craig - I would be so happy

healthy choices

IF DORITOS WERE KALE I WOULD BE SOO HEALTHY Craig - I would be so happy

Hate Hate Hate Hate

IF JT COULD BEAT SAMEER THIS WEEK I'D BE SO HAPPY Craig - I would be so happy

partnership returns

IF YOON WORKED ON SOLARCITY PARTNERSHIPS I WOULD BE SO HAPPY Craig - I would be so happy

Lynch sucks

IF LYNCH COULD BREAK HIS LEG THIS WEEK I WOULD BE SOOOO HAPPY Craig - I would be so happy

Learn it

IF EVERYONE COULD LEARN EVERYTHING WITHOUT ASKING ME ABOUT EVERYTHING I WOULD BE SO HAPPY. Craig - I would be so happy

I would be soooooo so so sosoosos happy

BABE IF YOU BOUGHT ME CHELSEA TICKETS I WOULD BE SO HAPPY Craig - I would be so happy