Craig would be so happy

If i could just get a job where i didn't have to deal with customers, i would be so happy.

If i could just get a job where i didn't have to deal with customers, i would be so happy.  Craig would be so happy

Wanna chill?

IF WE COULD HANG OUT I'D BE SO HAPPY. Craig would be so happy

If I could get $15,000 when the Pope comes

IF I COULD GET $15,000 WHEN THE POPE COMES I WOULD BE SOOOOOOOOOO HAPPY Craig would be so happy

Ah, the holidays....

IF MY FAMILY WOULD STOP ASKING WHY IM SINGLE   I WOULD BE SO HAPPY Craig would be so happy

beat the shit out of me

IF YOU WOULD BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF ME AND MAKE ME CUM TILL I COULDN'T FORM WORDS I WOULD BE SOOO HAPPY. Craig would be so happy

Ladies...I can't be the only one, right?!

IF I COULD START MY PERIOD I WOULD BE SO HAPPY Craig would be so happy

Educate Yourself!

IF PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET WOULD EDUCATE THEMSELVES BEFORE POSTING IT WOULD MAKE ME SO HAPPY Craig would be so happy

sooo happy

IF LAVEZZI JOINED LIVERPOOL I'D BE SOOOO HAPPY  Craig would be so happy

Just for work

IF OUR TOOLS, ESPECIALLY RX, COULD WORK FOR JUST ONE DAY I WOULD BE SO HAPPY.     Craig would be so happy

Genevieve wants tacos

IF SOMEONE BROUGHT ME BREAKFAST TACOS I WOULD BE SOOOOO HAPPY Craig would be so happy