Creepy Wonka

"Where you stand depends upon where you sit."

  WHERE YOU STAND  DEPENDS UPON WHERE YOU SIT! Creepy Wonka

for mikeyd

         DEM DIGITS          SO SHE LIKES SURPRISES? Creepy Wonka

Will meme

WHAT THE FUCK DOES YOUR GPA HAVE TO DO WITH MY ARGUMENT? Creepy Wonka

Asi que se llevaron el 1er. Lugar?

ASI QUE SE LLEVARON EL 1ER. LUGAR? Y QUE SE SIENTE QUE NO TE HAN PAGADO EL INCENTIVO? Creepy Wonka

"Oh, I don't know what happened to the water filter in the last five seconds. Must have been gremlins"

I'M SURE BEING VINDICTIVE AND PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE WILL GET YOU VERY FAR IN LIFE Creepy Wonka

organic wonka

OH SO YOU'RE EATING HEALTHIER? THEN PLEASE TELL ME ABOUT ALL THOSE HARMFUL GMOS, PESTICIDES AND GROWTH HORMONES IN YOUR FOOD. Creepy Wonka

Every customer. ever.

OH, YOU SHOP HERE TWICE A MONTH? TELL ME AGAIN HOW THIS COMPANY SHOULD BE RAN BETTER. Creepy Wonka

DOES IT LOOK LIKE I GIVE A FUCK

PLEASE TELL ME MORE ABOUT THIS 1 ON 1 YOU SPEAK OF Creepy Wonka

Heartbreakers Excuse

SO LADIES YOU LED HIM TO THE WELL TELL ME HOW YOU DROWNED HIM WITH

oh you're a grammar nazi?

OH, YOU'RE A GRAMMAR NAZI? YOU MUST BE SOOOO INTELLIGENT. Creepy Wonka