Creepy Wonka

Oh, You have finals coming up? I bet you're using your time wisely.

Oh, You have finals coming up? I bet you're using your time wisely.  Creepy Wonka

You know all of the lyrics to this song? Please, sing them.

You know all of the lyrics to this song? Please, sing them.  Creepy Wonka

Oh, You're an engineer? Please, continue telling me why my career is a waste of time

Oh, You're an engineer? Please, continue telling me why my career is a waste of time  Creepy Wonka

Oh you're still in college? I remember when I thought I was busy too.

Oh you're still in college? I remember when I thought I was busy too.  Creepy Wonka

Oh, you're a communications major? that must really help out when waiting tables

Oh, you're a communications major? that must really help out when waiting tables  Creepy Wonka

Oh, you have a degree in dance? I'll have the grand slam, please

Oh, you have a degree in dance? I'll have the grand slam, please  Creepy Wonka

Oh, you play call of duty? You must know everything about guns.

Oh, you play call of duty? You must know everything about guns.  Creepy Wonka

i'm condescending that means i talk down to you

i'm condescending that means i talk down to you  Creepy Wonka

oh, you play call of duty? You must know all there is to war

oh, you play call of duty? You must know all there is to war  Creepy Wonka

Oh, you're twice my age? You must know everything.

Oh, you're twice my age? You must know everything.  Creepy Wonka