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Dating Site Murderer

Would you like custard or ice cream?

I'M GOING TO CUT YOU A NICE SLICE OF MY HOMEMADE APPLE PIE. Dating Site Murderer
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TTYL, or not

WHEN YOU'RE CHATTING WITH SOMEONE AND END IT WITH 'TTYS', BUT THEY SAY 'TTYL', IT MAKES YOU WANT TO SAY
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Got goals?

GOT GOALS? MOTHERFUCKER? Dating Site Murderer
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For phoenix tear

I'LL TAKE YOU OUT FOR A DRINK SOON Dating Site Murderer
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Dait Rapé

DOES THIS RAG SMELL LIKE CHLOROFORM TO YOU? Dating Site Murderer
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Happy Mother's Day

DON'T FORGET TO HUG A MOM TODAY! ANY MOM WILL DO. JUST PICK ONE OFF THE STREET I'LL BE RIGHT HERE WATCHING THE FUN Dating Site Murderer
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Cake cutter

I'M GOING TO CUT YOU A PIECE OF DELICIOUS BIRTHDAY CAKE Dating Site Murderer
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Life insurance

YOU WILL NEED LIFE INSURANCE TO GIVE YOU PEACE OF MIND WHICH YOU DESERVE Dating Site Murderer
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Creepy neighbor

HERE'S YOUR WATER BOTTLE DON'T LOOK FOR THE NEEDLE HOLE Dating Site Murderer
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Padoisback is back!

DON'T TALK BAD ABOUT COBROCRA, REMEMBER ... HE IS FROM NAPOLI, HE MAKES YOUR HAND DO THE BOTTO! Dating Site Murderer
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