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Would you like custard or ice cream?

I'M GOING TO CUT YOU  A NICE SLICE OF MY HOMEMADE APPLE PIE. Dating Site Murderer

TTYL, or not

WHEN YOU'RE CHATTING WITH SOMEONE AND END IT WITH 'TTYS', BUT THEY SAY 'TTYL', IT MAKES YOU WANT TO SAY

Got goals?

GOT GOALS? MOTHERFUCKER? Dating Site Murderer

For phoenix tear

I'LL TAKE YOU OUT FOR A DRINK SOON Dating Site Murderer

Dait Rapé

DOES THIS RAG SMELL LIKE CHLOROFORM TO YOU? Dating Site Murderer

Happy Mother's Day

DON'T FORGET TO HUG A MOM TODAY!    ANY MOM WILL DO. JUST PICK ONE OFF THE STREET I'LL BE RIGHT HERE WATCHING THE FUN Dating Site Murderer

Cake cutter

I'M GOING TO CUT YOU A PIECE OF DELICIOUS BIRTHDAY CAKE Dating Site Murderer

Life insurance

YOU WILL NEED LIFE INSURANCE TO GIVE YOU PEACE OF MIND WHICH YOU DESERVE Dating Site Murderer

Creepy neighbor

HERE'S YOUR WATER BOTTLE DON'T LOOK FOR THE NEEDLE HOLE Dating Site Murderer

Padoisback is back!

DON'T TALK BAD ABOUT COBROCRA, REMEMBER ...  HE IS FROM NAPOLI, HE MAKES YOUR HAND DO THE BOTTO! Dating Site Murderer