Dumbledore

"Hogwarts is the safest place on earth" Killed by his own employee

Allow Snape, the most suspicious teacher, to murder you in front of many witneses as part of your master plan. Tell no one.

Allow Snape, the most suspicious teacher, to murder you in front of many witneses as part of your master plan. Tell no one.  Dumbledore

makes you his favorite student tells you nothing about himself

makes you his favorite student tells you nothing about himself  Dumbledore

knows everything about everyone Chamber of secrets has been opened? the fuck is this shit?

knows everything about everyone Chamber of secrets has been opened? the fuck is this shit?  Dumbledore

Says Hogwarts is the safest place in the world Students attacked constantly

Says Hogwarts is the safest place in the world Students attacked constantly  Dumbledore

Dumbledore Tea Brandy

I'D LIKE A NICE CUP OF TEA... OR A LARGE BRANDY. Dumbledore

Gay Dumbledore

I'M SERIOUS! HARRY WAS THIS... BIG Dumbledore