Dumbledore

"Hogwarts is the safest place on earth" Killed by his own employee

Allow Snape, the most suspicious teacher, to murder you in front of many witneses as part of your master plan. Tell no one.

Allow Snape, the most suspicious teacher, to murder you in front of many witneses as part of your master plan. Tell no one.  Dumbledore

makes you his favorite student tells you nothing about himself

makes you his favorite student tells you nothing about himself  Dumbledore

knows everything about everyone Chamber of secrets has been opened? the fuck is this shit?

knows everything about everyone Chamber of secrets has been opened? the fuck is this shit?  Dumbledore

Says Hogwarts is the safest place in the world Students attacked constantly

Says Hogwarts is the safest place in the world Students attacked constantly  Dumbledore

I said it once

 ONCE! Dumbledore

ANJALI BALL

HOW MUCH GUILT WILL I BE SUBJECTED TO FOR MISSING ANJALI BALL..? THIS MUCH! Dumbledore

sorry to break it down to you

SORRY TO TELL YOU THIS BUT YOUR GAY ! Dumbledore

Tree Hugging

UVA IS WINNING THE HOUSE CUP? 100 POINTS TO STANFORD FOR TREE HUGGING Dumbledore

dumbledore

NO HAGAS QUE TE LANSE EL HECHIZO BLOQUEATUS FACEBOTUM Dumbledore