Dwight

Love is cheese

YOU LOVE ME MORE? FALSE. IT IS SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN THAT I LOVE YOU MORE THAN CHEESE, WHICH IS A LOT.  Dwight

ballls omg let me do this

ULTRAVIOLET WHITE  FASLE. UV LIGHT IS NOT APART OF THE VISIBLE SPECTRUM  Dwight

dwight pls

ALL 140 CHARACTERS WERE KILLED? FALSE.  THERE ARE STILL MANY MORE CHARACTERS ALIVE. Dwight

Bearded Mike Dwight

THAT'S SO HIM?  FALSE. MIKE HAS A BEARD. Dwight

bacon day

FALSE BACON DAY IS EVERYDAY Dwight

approve this

YOU DON'T NEED TO APPROVE THIS. FALSE! I APPROVED THIS BEFORE YOU EVEN SENT IT. Dwight

put it in your pocket

FACT: YOU CANNOT CATCH A FALLING STAR THE VELOCITY OF THE METEOR WOULD DESTROY YOUR HAND Dwight

Tattoos are badass!

TATTOOS NO LONGER MAKE YOU A BADASS. FALSE. THEY NEVER DID. Dwight

Richard Burton Films All Weekend?

 RICHARD BURTON FILMS ALL WEEKEND? FALSE! HOUSE OF CARDS SEASON 2 Dwight

not an atheist

FALSE.  ANYONE CLAIMING TO BELIEVE IN ANY DEGREE OF 'INTENTION' IN THE FORMATION OF THE COSMOS WHATSOEVER IS BY DEFINITION NOT ACTUALLY AN ATHEIST. Dwight