Dwight

You are the 99% False. You compose .000000015% of the Earth's total population. You are of little to no importance.

You are the 99% False. You compose .000000015% of the Earth's total population. You are of little to no importance.  Dwight

dwight and sales

SALES ARE GOOD SELL LOTS Dwight

Dwight Chordata

FALSE HUMANS ARE ANIMALS. THE HUMAN'S PHYLUM IS CHORDATA. Dwight

Joey Megroni

FALSE JOE IS RIGHT Dwight

False Spongebob

FALSE PATRICK STAR'S FLOOR IS MADE OF SAND Dwight

Lyf is chokolate

YOU NEED LOVE TO BE HAPPY? FALSE: YOU NEED CHOCOLATE TO BE HAPPY! Dwight

Chocolate is LYF

YOU NEED LOVE TO BE HAPPY? FALSE!! YOU NEED CHOCOLATE, LOTS OF CHOCOLATE! Dwight

Bernie Sanders

BERNIE TYPED FUCK? FALSE: BERNIE WOULD NEVER FRAISE IT AS

Roses are Red Violets are violet

FALSE ROSES CAN BE WHITE OR PINK, AND VIOLETS ARE VIOLET.  IT'S IN THE NAME Dwight

Cinco De Mayo is on Thursday

FALSE IT'S A THURSDAY THIS YEAR.  Dwight