Evil Plotting Raccoon

Sandpaper people

WHEN PPL HURT U OVER & OVER, THINK OF THEM LIKE SANDPAPER. THEY MAY SCRATCH U, BUT U WILL END UP POLISHED ANY THEY WILL END UP USELESS.  Evil Plotting Raccoon

When Animals Attack

PLEASE LORD... LEMME' EAT 'JUST ONE' A DEES MF! Evil Plotting Raccoon

Character Defects

I HAVE CHARACTER DEFECTS ...AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE THEM! Evil Plotting Raccoon

It would be a shame if

IT WOULD BE A SHAME IF  YOU HAD AN AVERAGE OF 19.9 IN MATHS ... Evil Plotting Raccoon

Catchy Racoon

YOU HAVE TO GET UP REALLY EARLY WHEN SNEAKING UP ON WIRELESS NETWORKS.  THEY SPOOK EASY... Evil Plotting Raccoon

Screw Cats

FINDS A NEW HOME AND FOOD NOW CATS ARE COLD AND STARVING :-D Evil Plotting Raccoon

Fuck Cats

FINDS A NEW HOME AND FOOD NOW THE CATS ARE COLD AND STARVING :-D Evil Plotting Raccoon

im in it

ITS SATURDAY  Evil Plotting Raccoon

Pepper Prank

MAKES NEW BATCH OF 9 CIRCLES OF HELL CHILE POWDER ORDERS PIZZA FOR THE OFFICE Evil Plotting Raccoon

im in it

ITS FRIDAY  Evil Plotting Raccoon