First World Problems

Took some money out of ATM

WITHDREW MONEY FROM ATM MAGNETIC MONEY CLIP WONT STAY FASTENED First World Problems

Smoker Problems...

WHEN I SIT CLOSE TO THE HEATER I GET HOT IF I SCOOT AWAY, I GET TOO COLD First World Problems

Ninja text back

TXTD BACK TOO QUICKLY NOW HE THINKS I'M DESPERATE First World Problems

Cake Day

ROOMMATE'S CAKE DAY NOW HE HAS MORE KARMA THAN ME First World Problems

Just made an Instagram account

FRIENDS STARTED FOLLOWING ME ON INSTAGRAM NOW I CANT FOLLOW THE PEOPLE I WANT OR THEY WILL THINK IM A HORNY TEANAGER First World Problems

Thanksgiving Dinner

JOSH SAID HE WANTED TURKEY I BOUGHT A CHIKEN  First World Problems

Twitjack Addiction

I KEEP HIJACKING CORIN NEMEC'S TWITTER POSTS... I THINK I HAVE A PROBLEM... First World Problems

My Mother Today

I WAS DECORATING OUR BANISTERS FOR CHRISTMAS BUT I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH RIBBON TO MATCH UP WITH THE GARLAND First World Problems

OSU / Michigan Tradition

STOPPED THE 2 POINT CONVERSION TO WIN THE BIG GAME. WE'RE GOING TO FALL IN THE BCS RANKINGS. First World Problems

2ND W P

2ND W P BLOW THE WHISTLE MAKES ME A HERO, OR A TRAITOR First World Problems