First World Problems

sweethoney needs

NO ONE WANTS TO SELL ME  12 MONTHS PINK STRIPED  LEGGINGS First World Problems

RX-8 OR ME

I TOLD HIM THAT IT WAS EITHER ME OR THE RX-8 I HAD STARTED IT WITHOUT LETTING IT WARM UP EARLIER, SO IT FLOODED AND HE COULDN'T LEAVE First World Problems

The Point

ALL MY FRIENDS ARE TALKING ABOUT AN ARTICLE ON THE POINT BUT I DON'T FOLLOW THE SCHOOL BLOG.  First World Problems

cows over populate

I WANT TO BE VEGAN BUT THE COWS WILL OVER POPULATE First World Problems

I want to be vegan

 BUT THE COWS WILL OVER POPULATE First World Problems

Just overheard at my office

THE VENDING SERVICE WON'T TAKE CHANGE AND I HAVE SO MUCH OF IT THAT I WILL NEVER USE First World Problems

bye week fantasy football

 NOBODY GOOD TO START ON A BYE WEEK First World Problems

Where's my coffee???

MY COFFEE MAKER BROKE MID BREW. I HAD TO BOIL MY OWN WATER AND POUR IT OVER THE GROUNDS. First World Problems

Teacher Problems

GETS SNEEZED ON DURING LUNCH BY STUDENT DEVELOPS FULL BLOWN COLD NEXT PERIOD First World Problems

Teacher Problems

GETS SNEEZED ON DURING LUNCH BY STUDENT DEVELOP FULL BLOWN COLD NEXT PERIOD First World Problems