First World Stoner Problems

Got a cramp in my jaw because my burger is too big

Got a cramp in my jaw because my burger is too big  First World Stoner Problems

Wants to talk about space and time Frients not intelligent enough to understand

Wants to talk about space and time Frients not intelligent enough to understand  First World Stoner Problems

I wanted to listen to music with my friends We all have different music tastes

I wanted to listen to music with my friends We all have different music tastes  First World Stoner Problems

Turn preheat on oven and the beep goes off Realizes we still have to bake the pizza

Turn preheat on oven and the beep goes off Realizes we still have to bake the pizza  First World Stoner Problems

goes downstairs to get the laptop's mouse brings a soda upstairs instead

goes downstairs to get the laptop's mouse  brings a soda upstairs instead  First World Stoner Problems

I want to get ice cream Cat is sleeping in my lap

I want to get ice cream Cat is sleeping in my lap  First World Stoner Problems

I ordered a pizza an hour ago i forgot and got a burger

I ordered a pizza an hour ago i forgot and got a burger  First World Stoner Problems

So many things to post to r/trees can't remember any in the morning

So many things to post to r/trees can't remember any in the morning  First World Stoner Problems

I'm so hungry but my stomach is so full

I'm so hungry but my stomach is so full  First World Stoner Problems

went to the kitchen twice still forgot something

went to the kitchen twice still forgot something  First World Stoner Problems