Forever Alone

yes, but really no

SHE SAYS YES! BUT SHES OUT OF TOWN Forever Alone

PLEASE like

LIKE MC DONKEY ON THE BASE ON FACEBOOK BECAUSE WE ONLY HAVE 39 LIKES:{ Forever Alone

buys hooker

BUYS A HOOKER  SAYS SHE'D RATHER CUDDLE Forever Alone

i do have a girlfriend

I DO HAVE A GIRL FRIEND  SHE JUST COSTS $20 A NIGHT Forever Alone

makes a imaginary girlfriend

MAKES IMAGINARY GIRLFRIEND LEAVES ME Forever Alone

makes a friend

MAKES A FRIEND BAD LUCK BRIAN Forever Alone

Forever Lonely Twitterer

EXCELLENT ACCOUNT, THE BEST SERVICE CAN YOU FOLLOW ME PLEASE?  Forever Alone

Dota 2 Matchmaking

JOINS A DOTA MATCH... EVERYONE IN THE OTHER TEAM ARE IN A PARTY. Forever Alone

my sister a meanie

SISTER TAGS SIBLING PHOTO ONLY SIBLING NOT ACTUALLY IN PICTURE Forever Alone

FSG IS MEAN

FSG DOESN'T ALWAYS EVICT FAMILIES TWO DAYS BEFORE THANKSGIVING BUT WHEN THEY DO, NO ONE WANTS TO DO BUSINESS WITH THEM ANYMORE Forever Alone