Forever Resentful Mother

I used to be a 10 Then you were born

I used to be a 10 Then you were born  Forever Resentful Mother

Father's Day this year was like your Dad Just came and went

Father's Day this year was like your Dad Just came and went  Forever Resentful Mother

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a son with red hair.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a son with red hair.  Forever Resentful Mother

You're going to go hangout with your friends? Don't worry about it, I'll just stay here by myself.. again!

You're going to go hangout with your friends? Don't worry about it, I'll just stay here by myself.. again!  Forever Resentful Mother

You're going to someone else's house for the night? Like father, like son.

You're going to someone else's house for the night? Like father, like son.  Forever Resentful Mother

Bad choice of words Mom.

OH YOU WERE DIAGNOSED WITH DEPRESSION? YOU NEED TO START KILLING YOURSELF WITH WORK WHILE YOU ARE AT SCHOOL Forever Resentful Mother

Yeah it's my Bday

I KNOW I'M OLD & TIRED BUT NOT OLD & TIRED ENOUGH TO SIT AROUND WITH JAMIE CURTIS AND TALK ABOUT YOGURT AND POOPING. Forever Resentful Mother

mom war

OH, YOU'RE LOSING THE ARGUMENT TO ME IN A MOM GROUP? PLEASE TELL ME HOW I SHOULD GET OFF OF FACEBOOK AND GO TAKE CARE OF MY KIDS Forever Resentful Mother

You had me at Merlot!

  Forever Resentful Mother

You had me at Merlot!

  Forever Resentful Mother