Foul Bachelor Frog

New t-shirt arrives in mail Now I have a clean shirt for tomorrow

New t-shirt arrives in mail Now I have a clean shirt for tomorrow  Foul Bachelor Frog

wake up and mouth tastes disgusting drink beer to get rid of it

wake up and mouth tastes disgusting drink beer to get rid of it  Foul Bachelor Frog

Coffee cup is all grimy The new coffee will dissolve that

Coffee cup is all grimy The new coffee will dissolve that  Foul Bachelor Frog

folds bread around knife to wipe off mustard puts it back in the drawer

folds bread around knife to wipe off mustard puts it back in the drawer  Foul Bachelor Frog

Teeth feel dirty scrapes them with fingernails

Teeth feel dirty scrapes them with fingernails  Foul Bachelor Frog

Finishes can of soda Nice, I made an ashtray.

Finishes can of soda Nice, I made an ashtray.  Foul Bachelor Frog

hangs yesterday's shirt over chair near window dry cleaned

hangs yesterday's shirt over chair near window dry cleaned  Foul Bachelor Frog

shoes already tied spend 10 minutes trying to cram onto feet

shoes already tied spend 10 minutes trying to cram onto feet  Foul Bachelor Frog

empty snack bag next to my computer desk new garbage bin

empty snack bag next to my computer desk new garbage bin  Foul Bachelor Frog

Orders a Pizza for dinner Tears pizza box to make a paper plate

Orders a Pizza for dinner Tears pizza box to make a paper plate  Foul Bachelor Frog