Good Guy Cop

lets taillight this guy

I SEE IT KIND OF LOOKED LIKE YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN GOING A TINY BIT FAST AROUND THAT CURVE SO I DECIDED TO SPEED UP TO YOUR BUMPER, TAILGATE YOU FOR FOUR MILES, AND SHINE MY HIGH BEAMS INTO YOUR MIRRORS, ALL WITHOUT ALERTING YOU THAT I'M A COP, EVEN THOUGH IT'S PITCH BLACK OUT AND WITHOUT MY FLASHING LIGHTS, THERE'S NO WAY YOU COULD TELL I'M NO Good Guy Cop

I see you failed to use your blinker...

I SEE YOU FAILED TO USE YOUR BLINKER BACK THERE... SO I PULLED AN ILLEGAL U-TURN, BROKE THE SPEED LIMIT, AND FORCED OTHER DRIVERS OFF THE ROAD WITH MY FLASHING STROBELIGHTS SO I COULD DETAIN YOU AND EXTORT MONEY FROM YOU. TO TEACH YOU A LESSON ABOUT UNSAFE DRIVNG HABITS. Good Guy Cop

Traffic Cop Hypocrisy

I SEE YOU FAILED TO USE YOUR BLINKER SO I PULLED AN ILLEGAL U-TURN, BROKE THE SPEED LIMIT WHILE I FORCED OTHER DRIVERS OFF THE ROAD WITH MY FLASHING LIGHTS SO I COULD TAKE SOME OF YOUR MONEY TO TEACH YOU A LSSON ABOUT UNSAFE DRIVING. Good Guy Cop

Good Guy Cop

a serial killer on the loose? sorry, too busy busy arresting people for possessing an ounce of pot

SERIAL KILLER ON THE LOOSE? SORRY, TOO BUSY ARRESTING PEOPLE FOR POSSESSING AN OUNCE OF POT Good Guy Cop

LOOK AT YOU SITTING THERE IN A PUBLIC PARK LISTENING TO MUSIC AND MINDING YOUR OWN BUISNESS. YOU MUST BE UP TO NO GOOD

a black guy driving an expensive car? you must be a drug dealer

A BLACK GUY DRIVING AN EXPENSIVE CAR? YOU MUST BE A DRUG DEALER Good Guy Cop

Call us so we can harass you too.

TELLS YOU TO CALL COPS FOR HELP BERATES YOU WHEN YOU CALL Good Guy Cop

Pigs love their Pastries!

OFFICER?... NO, I PREFER THE TERM

If only more were like him

PULLS UP BEHIND YOU TO HELP YOU FIX YOUR FLAT Good Guy Cop