Harmless Scout Leader

your son was really tight on cash so i lent him some lunch money

your son was really tight on cash so i lent him some lunch money  Harmless Scout Leader

My balls kept hitting his chin so i insisted we stop playing catch, until he put on a catcher's mask

My balls kept hitting his chin so i insisted we stop playing catch, until he put on a catcher's mask  Harmless Scout Leader

These boys blow me away with their wilderness skills

These boys blow me away with their wilderness skills  Harmless Scout Leader

I told them all to perform head to toe tick checks after the hike

I told them all to perform head to toe tick checks after the hike  Harmless Scout Leader

I sucked the boy's Snakebite to remove the venom

I sucked the boy's Snakebite to remove the venom  Harmless Scout Leader

I told him others wouldn't understand our love of the great outdoors

I told him others wouldn't understand our love of the great outdoors  Harmless Scout Leader

I told him keep rubbing or he'd die because fire building skills can save your life

I told him keep rubbing or he'd die because fire building skills can save your life  Harmless Scout Leader

He was really crying by the time I pulled it out but it was a big splinter

He was really crying by the time I pulled it out but it was a big splinter  Harmless Scout Leader

Get on your knees So you can tie down the tent

Get on your knees So you can tie down the tent  Harmless Scout Leader

I came on those boys role model day at school

I came on those boys role model day at school  Harmless Scout Leader