Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Телепаты в отпуске

НЕ ПОМНИТЕ НАЗВАНИЕ И АВТОРА? ПРОСТИТЕ, ТЕЛЕПАТЫ В ОТПУСКЕ Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU SEXY THANG

HAPPY BIRTHDAY  YOU SEXY THANG Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Ms. Ostrich Librarian

SURE YOU CAN CHECK OUT THIS BOOK WHEN YOU BRING BACK YOUR OVERDUE BOOKS! Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

pass mmpi

PLEASE COME BACK WITH YOUR MMPI RESULTS SO I'LL KNOW HOW TO SAFELY INTERACT WITH YOU Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Me!? Never...

I TRIED THE SAND... MY EARS STARTED STEAMING! Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Politically Incorrect

I TRIED THE SAND... MY EARS STARTED STEAMING! Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

I'd LOVE to have your job!

I LOVE TO READ; DO YOU, LIKE, SIT ON THE COUCH ALL DAY AND READ? NO....I SIT AT THIS DESK AND ANSWER QUESTIONS FOR IDIOTS LIKE YOU. Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Ostrich head sand

I'M HERE TO TELL YOU THAT STICKING YOUR HEAD IN THE SAND DOESN'T WORK Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Happy Birthday

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! FROM YOUR BOSOM FRIEND Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich

Stylistic Symmetry

CONTENT MINGLING TOLSTOY WITH DOSTOEVSKY?  REDUNDANCY, ALL THE WAY Judgmental Bookseller Ostrich