Lame Pun Coon

How much do dead batteries cost? Nothing, they're free of charge.

How much do dead batteries cost? Nothing, they're free of charge.  Lame Pun Coon

Why take ecstacy and laxatives? For shits and giggles.

Why take ecstacy and laxatives? For shits and giggles.  Lame Pun Coon

Governments that try to control the internet Are SOPAthetic

Governments that try to control the internet Are SOPAthetic  Lame Pun Coon

I love my new measuring tape It rules

I love my new measuring tape It rules  Lame Pun Coon

I don't eat chicken soup It tastes fowl

I don't eat chicken soup It tastes fowl  Lame Pun Coon

What happen's when your bladder stops working? urine big trouble.

What happen's when your bladder stops working? urine big trouble.  Lame Pun Coon

You work in a concrete factory? That job must be getting harder and harder.

You work in a concrete factory? That job must be getting harder and harder.  Lame Pun Coon

I donated blood and they told me I was Type-A It turned out to be a Type-O

I donated blood and they told me I was Type-A It turned out to be a Type-O  Lame Pun Coon

You're an elevator tech, huh? I'm sure that job has its ups and downs.

You're an elevator tech, huh? I'm sure that job has its ups and downs.  Lame Pun Coon

I can't find my coat I hope someone didn't jacket.

I can't find my coat I hope someone didn't jacket.  Lame Pun Coon