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Malicious Advice Mallard

you can always take a day off and not report it, no one's gonna know

YOU CAN ALWAYS TAKE A DAY OFF AND NOT REPORT IT NO ONE'S GONNA KNOW Malicious Advice Mallard
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REGALAR EN NAVIDA

¿QUIERES SORPRENDER A TU NOVIA ESTA NAVIDAD? NO LE REGALES NADA Malicious Advice Mallard
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SAPBE EL PATO

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Get Ducky

NO, I SAID I WANTED A RED-HEADED SLUT Malicious Advice Mallard
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Continucaion de algo

¿QUIERES QUE SUENE AUN MAS? PON AGUA EN EL VASO Malicious Advice Mallard
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Designated Drive

BUY YOUR DESIGNATED DRIVER DRINKS THEY'RE DOING YOU A FAVOR Malicious Advice Mallard
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It is way different for men

IF YOUR ARE HAVING AN ARGUMENT WITH YOUR GF TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS AND PUT YOUR BALLS IN HER FACE. YOU WILL DEFINITLY WIN Malicious Advice Mallard
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What to do with your Master Ball?

USE YOUR MASTER BALL ON AN ODDISH THAT BALL WAS FREE, SO IT SAVES YOU A $200 POKEBALL Malicious Advice Mallard
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FOR CLEAN AND EASY BOWELINGS.

CAN'T TAKE A SATISFYING DUMP? EAT A POUND OF SPINACH WITH A FEW IRON SUPPLIMENTS Malicious Advice Mallard
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for all pregnaqnt ladies

IF YOU PUNCH YOURSELF IN THE STOMACH HARD ENOUGH YOUR BABY WILL BE BORN FASTER Malicious Advice Mallard
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