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WALK INTO ELYSIUM MONOMACY THE PRINCE! Malicious Advice Mallard
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Bedroom tips

NEED TO SPICE THINGS UP IN THE BEDROOM? USE JALAPENOS NEXT TIME. Malicious Advice Mallard
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WANT TO GET FIT REAL QUICK? GO JOGGING IN AREA'S WITH HIGH CRIME RATES Malicious Advice Mallard
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It'll get you out of any further trouble with the law and gain you respect!!!

ALWAYS CALL POLICE
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Keep this in mind as winter approaches, you'll look crazy, but it works! [fixed]

DO MORE COKE THIS WINTER! IF ANYONE ASKS WHY YOUR NOSE LOOKS FUNNY, TELL THEM YOU'VE BEEN ANSWERING YOUR PHONE. Malicious Advice Mallard
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It is slightly true..

IF YOU WANT TO BECOME FAMOUS MAKE YOURSELF DISABLES. PEOPLE WITH DISABILITIES ALWAYS CONQUER GREAT FEATS Malicious Advice Mallard
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[FTFY] As someone with an odd surname

IF SOMEONE MISPRONOUNCES YOUR NAME DON'T BE A DOUCH ABOUT IT Malicious Advice Mallard
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IF YOU SEE SCHULLER WITH A FOOTBALL YOU SHOULD TOTALLY GET IN FRONT OF HIM Malicious Advice Mallard
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IF YOU SEE SCHULLER WITH A FOOTBALL YOU SHOULD TOTALLY GEN IN FRONT OF HIM Malicious Advice Mallard
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DO IT

ALWAYS STAND NEXT TO A CUSTOMER AND FOLLOW THEM AROUND THE STORE EVEN WHEN THEY AREN'T INTERESTED THEY'LL DEFINITELY TALK TO YOU EVENTUALLY Malicious Advice Mallard
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