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Matrix Morpheus

Now to get my girlfriend to understand this

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU WANTING SOME TIME ALONE DOESN'T MEAN I HATE YOU Matrix Morpheus
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As a server...

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU
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what if i told you overfeeding your pet till it looks like a football is as cruel as neglecting it.

what if i told you overfeeding your pet till it looks like a football is as cruel as neglecting it. Matrix Morpheus
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what if i told you my working from home does not give you the right to treat me as if I've taken the day off?

what if i told you my working from home does not give you the right to treat me as if I've taken the day off? Matrix Morpheus
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what if i told you The only thing that proves science wrong, is science?

what if i told you The only thing that proves science wrong, is science? Matrix Morpheus
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what if i told you "sexually oblivious girl" just acts oblivious because she doesn't find you attractive

what if i told you
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what if i told you being single is better than rushing into a shitty relationship

what if i told you being single is better than rushing into a shitty relationship Matrix Morpheus
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What if I told you Being in the friend zone will give you a better chance with her friends

What if I told you Being in the friend zone will give you a better chance with her friends Matrix Morpheus
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what if i told you the bartender is not flirting with you because she wants to fuck you

what if i told you the bartender is not flirting with you because she wants to fuck you Matrix Morpheus
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what if i told you people don't hate you because you're an atheist. people hate you because you're an asshole.

what if i told you people don't hate you because you're an atheist. people hate you because you're an asshole. Matrix Morpheus
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