Matrix Morpheus

Rico's back is not broad

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU.......... RICO'S BACK IS NOT THAT BROAD Matrix Morpheus

Germany will win

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU GERMANY WILL WIN THE WORLD CUP Matrix Morpheus

do it

 DO IT Matrix Morpheus

Very Nunny!

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT THERE IS A NUN IN MY EYE? Matrix Morpheus

India Vs Bangla!!

WHAT IF I TOLD U INDIA VS BANGLADESH IS TODAY Matrix Morpheus

Mind Blowing

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THERE IS NO MORDOR Matrix Morpheus

2 kinds

THERE ARE 2 KINDS OF PEOPLE THOSE WHO BLOCK PIPELINES & THOSE WHO DO NOT Matrix Morpheus

#truth morpheous

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU... THAT IF YOU WOULD HAVE GIVIN A SHIT WHAT YOU LOOKED LIKE, GOTTEN YOUR ASS TO THE GYM, AND NOT BEEN A MEAN ASS PARTY POOPIN CUNT, THAT YOU WOULD STILL HAVE YOUR BOYFRIEND... Matrix Morpheus

Fenrekk is here for you

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I HATED FENREKK Matrix Morpheus

You do not have to jump in the ocean because you were nominated

    WHAT IF I TOLD YOU...       ...THAT YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO IT JUST BECAUSE YOU WERE NOMINATED? Matrix Morpheus