Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you That 9gag is actually pretty useful because it keeps dumb people from joining Reddit

what if i told you That 9gag is actually pretty useful because it keeps dumb people from joining Reddit  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you you're in the frienzone because you are ugly, not because you aren't a douche

what if i told you you're in the frienzone because you are ugly, not because you aren't a douche  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you not every silence in a conversation is awkward

what if i told you not every silence in a conversation is awkward  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you your cats and dogs are not actually smiling

what if i told you your cats and dogs are not actually smiling  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you hashtags on facebook do nothing?

what if i told you hashtags on facebook do nothing?  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you facebook is just a huge waste of time

what if i told you facebook is just a huge waste of time   Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you reddit is just a huge waste of time

what if i told you reddit is just a huge waste of time   Matrix Morpheus

#Deepstate Zombies

WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  ZOMBIE IS A METAPHOR Matrix Morpheus

bitch please

WHY SHOULD I FORGET MY HISTORY  Matrix Morpheus

bitch please

SINCE YOU SAY FORGET YOUR HISTORY WELL LET ME SHOW YOY Matrix Morpheus