Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you That 9gag is actually pretty useful because it keeps dumb people from joining Reddit

what if i told you That 9gag is actually pretty useful because it keeps dumb people from joining Reddit  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you you're in the frienzone because you are ugly, not because you aren't a douche

what if i told you you're in the frienzone because you are ugly, not because you aren't a douche  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you not every silence in a conversation is awkward

what if i told you not every silence in a conversation is awkward  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you your cats and dogs are not actually smiling

what if i told you your cats and dogs are not actually smiling  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you hashtags on facebook do nothing?

what if i told you hashtags on facebook do nothing?  Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you facebook is just a huge waste of time

what if i told you facebook is just a huge waste of time   Matrix Morpheus

what if i told you reddit is just a huge waste of time

what if i told you reddit is just a huge waste of time   Matrix Morpheus

Answer to Death.

SOMETIMES YOU JUST HAVE TO LOOK DEATH IN THE FACE, AND SAY,

batty boy

WHAT IF I TOLD U, THAT SEG IS A PROPER BATTY BOY Matrix Morpheus

je sens que ca va etre une journée de merde

  Matrix Morpheus