Misunderstood Spider

why are you slapping yourself in the head? I was just doing a quick sweep of your ear canal for bedbugs while you were sleeping.

why are you slapping yourself in the head? I was just doing a quick sweep of your ear canal for bedbugs while you were sleeping.  Misunderstood Spider

scuttles away and watches as you destroy web to free the pretty butterfly starves to death

scuttles away and watches as you destroy web to free the pretty butterfly 
starves to death  Misunderstood Spider

hey bro, i was just drying myself off on this towel after a long day of eating bugs above your shower wait...why are you mad..i thought we had an agreemenAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGHHH

hey bro, i was just drying myself off on this towel after a long day of eating bugs above your shower wait...why are you mad..i thought we had an agreemenAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGHHH  Misunderstood Spider

Hi, mind if i hang here above the steering wheel while you drive? Whoah! watch the road, you crazy bitch!

Hi, mind if i hang here above the steering wheel while you drive? Whoah!
watch the road, you crazy bitch!  Misunderstood Spider

A lot of good spiders died in the tsunami you know, when you drained the pool today

A lot of good spiders died in the tsunami you know, when you drained the pool today  Misunderstood Spider

hey, if you don't mind I think i'll just hang out on this wall over here... woah man, put down the shoe. I thought we were cool!

hey, if you don't mind I think i'll just hang out on this wall over here... woah man, put down the shoe. I thought we were cool!  Misunderstood Spider

slowly rappels from the ceiling right in front of you "I just want to gaze into your beautiful eyes"

slowly rappels from the ceiling right in front of you

I only wanted to hug you with all eight of my arms

I only wanted to hug you with all eight of my arms  Misunderstood Spider

Help I'm trapped in this huge white canyon can you help me get out? No I'm not dirty don't turn on the water... NOOOOO!!!!!!!

Help I'm trapped in this huge white canyon can you help me get out? No I'm not dirty don't turn on the water... NOOOOO!!!!!!!  Misunderstood Spider

Hi, can i live in your spacious house? I promise to eat flies and keep to myself. dear god! did you just spray me with furniture polish? you crazy bitch!

Hi, can i live in your spacious house? I promise to eat flies and keep to myself. dear god!
 did you just spray me with furniture polish? you crazy bitch!  Misunderstood Spider