Neil deGrasse Tyson

Bitches be like quantum physics. always behaving differently when they're being observed.

Bitches be like quantum physics. always behaving differently when they're being observed.  Neil deGrasse Tyson

Religion An alternative to people who can't understand science

Religion An alternative to people who can't understand science  Neil deGrasse Tyson

i jack off on jupiter cuz i'm shooting for the stars

i jack off on jupiter cuz i'm shooting for the stars  Neil deGrasse Tyson

Give me a bottle of wine, some barry white and some mood lighting and in 5 minutes I will have sarah palin believing in the big bang

Give me a bottle of wine, some barry white and some mood lighting and in 5 minutes I will have sarah palin believing in the big bang  Neil deGrasse Tyson

I make science accessible to you stupid fucks

I make science accessible to you stupid fucks  Neil deGrasse Tyson

Neil deGrasse Tyson loves Carl Sagan

...AND DO YOU KNOW WHAT I CALL THIS ONE? AS CLOSE AS YOU CAN GET TO CARL SAGAN WITHOUT YOUR EYES GETTING WET Neil deGrasse Tyson

Picking up a brother

ROBERT? OH YEAH, HE'S BADASS! Neil deGrasse Tyson

Who cares?

SCIENCE DOES  BITCH Neil deGrasse Tyson

Euphoric Friday

IN THIS MOMENT I AM EUPHORIC. NOT BECAUSE OF ANY PHONY GOD'S BLESSING BUT BECAUSE  IT'S FUCKING FRIDAY!!  Neil deGrasse Tyson

Cleveland Brown

I AM CLEVELAND BROWN Neil deGrasse Tyson