Old Money Dog

Benson, be a dear and open the sliding glass door I wish to defend my honor against this identical rapscallion

Benson, be a dear and open the sliding glass door I wish to defend my honor  against this identical rapscallion  Old Money Dog

BRING ME YOUR FINEST CARPET

BENSON, BE A GOOD HUMAN AND BRING ME YOUR FINEST CARPET SO THAT I MAY DRAG MY ANUS ACROSS IT Old Money Dog

Poor tiger...

BENSON, LAY OUT THE TIGER SKIN RUG I WISH TO MARK MY TERRITORY ON ITS BITCH FACE Old Money Dog

floor, clean clothes plus feces equals...

JEEVES, BE A GOOD SPORT AND PUT THE CLEAN FOLDED CLOTHES ON THE FLOOR I WISH TO GET SHIT ON MY FOOT AND WALK ALL OVER THEM Old Money Dog

DRIVING SHOES

GEOFFREY, WOULD YOU PLEASE FETCH MY FINEST CANVAS DRIVING SHOES FOR THE CARRIAGE RIDE TO ORBIT VIDEO Old Money Dog

old chum

HELLO OLD CHUM WE DON'T NEED TO MEET ON LEASH Old Money Dog

Old Bunny Dog

IM SO RICH  I TAXIDERMIED BURMA Old Money Dog

Dog poop joke

GODFREY, ALERT ME WHEN THE LAWN HAS BEEN FRESHLY MOWN, I WISH TO POOP UPON IT.                                                                                                             Old Money Dog

Lawn Poop

GODFREY, ALERT ME WHEN THE LAWN HAS BEEN FRESHLY MOWN, I WISH TO POOP UPON IT. Old Money Dog

BENSON, BE A DEAR AND FETCH ME SOME USED NAPKINS FROM THE RUBBISH BIN. I WISH TO SHRED THEM TO PIECES AND SCATTER THEM THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE.     Old Money Dog