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How to stuff a turkey with Cthulu

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY  STUFF A TURKEY WITH AN ELDER GOD One Does Not Simply

Daal chawaal and achaar

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY EAT DAAL CHAAWAL WITHOUT ACHAAR! One Does Not Simply

DAAL CHAWAAL!

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY  EAT DAAL CHAAWAL  One Does Not Simply

Calculus not to do

  ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY     NOT STUDY FOR A CALCULUS TEST   One Does Not Simply

CHIMICHANGA fUCK YOU

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY EAT AN ENTIRE CHIMICHANGA AND THEN JUST GO ABOUT THE REST OF THEIR DAY One Does Not Simply

Law Finals

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY CARE ABOUT FINALS AFTER 1L One Does Not Simply

I'm broke and didn't even bring a lunch

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY CANCEL A PIZZA PARTY THE DAY OF One Does Not Simply

Sword Taco Bell

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY  TAKE A SWORD INTO TACO BELL    One Does Not Simply

Sword Taco Bandit

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WALK INTO TACO BELL WITH A SWORD One Does Not Simply

HEPATITIS B

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY CATCH HEPATITIS B IN THE PLAYGROUND One Does Not Simply