One Does Not Simply

Portland Snowpocalypse

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY DRIVE IN PORTLAND ONCE A SNOWFLAKE HAS TOUCHED THE GROUND One Does Not Simply

We are TL

ONE IS SIMPLY BORN INTO TL One Does Not Simply

We are TL

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY GAIN ACCESS INTO TL BUT IS BORN INTO TL One Does Not Simply

One does not simply gain access into TL

 BUT IS BORN INTO TL One Does Not Simply

Simply Irreplaceable!

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY REPLACE AN ICON LIKE MADIBA One Does Not Simply

Exchange V-Cards

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY EXCHANGE V-CARDS One Does Not Simply

One does not simply...

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY DO A FACEBOOK UPDATE WITHOUT IT BEING HIJACKED BY A GROUP OF TROLLS One Does Not Simply

The Sound of Music

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY REPLACE JULIE ANDREWS IN THE SOUND OF MUSIC SHE IS JULIE F'ING ANDREWS!!! One Does Not Simply

Holiday Party

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY... GO TO A COMPANY PARTY One Does Not Simply

ICE STORM KY

          ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY         NOT BUY MILK AND BREAD BEFORE AN ICE STORM One Does Not Simply