One Does Not Simply

There is one College student who still draws breath

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY FEED 14 COLLEGE STUDENTS WITH 1 PIZZA One Does Not Simply

Sharpening pencils in the middle of class

ONE DOES NOT SHARPEN THEIR PENCIL IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS. THEY FIRST MAKE SURE THEY WILL NOT BE A DISTRACTION TO THE WHOLE CLASS. One Does Not Simply

Sharpening pencils in the middle of class

ONE DOES NOT JUST SHARPEN THEIR PENCILS AT ANY TIME THEY MAKE SURE THEY WILL NOT DISTRACT OTHERS WHEN THEY DO IT. One Does Not Simply

Christopher Columbus is mad

         ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY        TAKE A BOAT AND SAIL AROUND THE WORLD TO INDIA One Does Not Simply

We will never go to the moon

             ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY           FLY ON SOME LARGE FIREWORKS TO THE MOON One Does Not Simply

Airplanes are impossible

             ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY                   FLY A HEAVIER THAN AIR CONVEYANCE One Does Not Simply

class community a joke

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY    GATHER A COMMUNITY OF LEARNERS   One Does Not Simply

METAL GEARRRRR

    ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY          SKIP A METAL GEAR CODEC CONVERSATION One Does Not Simply

one does not simply post statuses

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY POST A FACEBOOK STATUS WITHOUT EXPECTING TO GET HER PHONE BLOWN UP One Does Not Simply

Asking a girl out!

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY ASK A GIRL OUT. One Does Not Simply