Overly Attached Girlfriend

my teeth are white my shirt is blue can I go out with you?

MY TEETH ARE WHITE MY SHIRT IS BLUE CAN I GO OUT WITH YOU?! Overly Attached Girlfriend

The rejection!

COME FOR A BEER? ERRRR SORRY I'M REARRANGING MY SOCK DRAWER Overly Attached Girlfriend

Beer rejection!!!

COME FOR A BEER? ERRRR SORRY I'M REARRANGING MY SOCK DRAWER Overly Attached Girlfriend

Overly-attached GF

¿QUE DIJISTE QUÉ? ¿CON QUIÉN? Overly Attached Girlfriend

only if you do

DO YOU WANT ME TO WANT YOU TO BE? Overly Attached Girlfriend

Dido wishing for Aeneas

I WILL DIE IF YOU LEAVE HAHA JK BUT NOT REALLY Overly Attached Girlfriend

No coice

IF YOU'RE READING THIS... WE'RE DATING NOW, NO CHOICE! Overly Attached Girlfriend

Your name is Sam

YOUR NAME IS SAM WHEN WE GET MARRIED... Overly Attached Girlfriend

1st date nightmare

I MET THIS GUY LAST NIGHT... ...I'M ALREADY MORE IMPORTANT THAN HIS OWN KIDS! Overly Attached Girlfriend

You just got paged

HEY, YOU JUST GOT PAGED FROM ME! Overly Attached Girlfriend