Overly Attached Girlfriend

let's go riot

IT'S ME OR THE CAR..... IT'S BEEN A MONTH HE WILL BE BACK ANY MINUTE Overly Attached Girlfriend

I'd rather be stalked by ISIS

I SEE YOU PUT YOUR ADDRESS OUT ON THE WEB FOR ISIS THAT WAS VERY THOUGHTFUL, BECAUSE I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR YOU EVERYWHERE, CRISPIN.  EVERYWHERE.  IT'S ALMOST LIKE YOU'VE BEEN AVOIDING ME, BUT THAT CAN'T BE TRUE... Overly Attached Girlfriend

overly obsessed college student

I TOOK THE LIBERTY TO REGISTER YOUR CLASSES FOR YOU. I WON'T HAVE YOU CHECKING OUT ANY FEMALE PROFESSORS. Overly Attached Girlfriend

Obsessed

I'M SENDING YOU THAT MEME EVERYDAY SO YOU CAN THINK OF ME EVERYDAY Overly Attached Girlfriend

Neuroscience Girlfriend

I DAMAGED MY HYPOTHALAMUS SO THAT I CAN ALWAYS BE HOT FOR YOU Overly Attached Girlfriend

What are friends for!

I RAN INTO YOUR EX TODAY WITH MY CAR! HAVE A GREAT DAY! Overly Attached Girlfriend

so many ways

SO MANY WAYS TO GET HIGH Overly Attached Girlfriend

warm and fuzzy

SORRY I RUINED  WARM AND FUZZY Overly Attached Girlfriend

Your at it again? Poor thing can't you find other ways to draw attention to yourself!!

YOUR AT IT AGAIN?  POOR THING CAN'T YOU FIND OTHER WAYS TO DRAW ATTENTION TO YOURSELF!! YOUR AT IT AGAIN?  POOR THING CAN'T YOU FIND OTHER WAYS TO DRAW ATTENTION TO YOURSELF!! Overly Attached Girlfriend

This is my 100,000,000 selfie tell me when you had enough

  Overly Attached Girlfriend