Overly Attached Girlfriend

Overheard my coworker say this to her boyfriend.

IF I FOUND OUT YOU GOT SOME KIND OF DISEASE, I WOULD IMMEDIATELY MAKE OUT WITH YOU SO WE COULD BOTH BE SICK AND SUFFER TOGETHER. Overly Attached Girlfriend

You need space

YOU NEED SPACE? OK I'LL SLEEP ON MY OWN SIDE OF THE BED TONIGHT. Overly Attached Girlfriend

Hi there!

I SEE THAT YOU GOT A NEW EMAIL ADDRESS... Overly Attached Girlfriend

Zombie Apocalypse Love

IF I'M EVER TURNED INTO A ZOMBIE, PLEASE DON'T CUT OFF MY HEAD I'LL BITE YOU AND WE CAN BE ZOMBIES TOGETHER!!! Overly Attached Girlfriend

Don't forget

DON'T FORGET TO PAY YOUR TAXES SO THE GOVERNMENT CAN GIVE IT TO THE 12 MILLION ILLEGAL ALIENS Overly Attached Girlfriend

flowowowoowhhehehehelol i love life

FLOW HUGGED ME HEEHEHHEHEEHEH BEAST AS WHALE EHEHEH Overly Attached Girlfriend

Recognise me

EVEN YOUR IDEAS ARE MY IDEAS Overly Attached Girlfriend

bye bye love

BYE BYE LOVE NOT Overly Attached Girlfriend

When my girlfriend and I decided to do personality tests.

YOU'RE THE INTJ TO MY ENFP Overly Attached Girlfriend

Shadany

DON'T BE MAD SHADANY I WILL STILL LOVE YOU  Overly Attached Girlfriend