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Paranoid Parrot

Fantasizing about guy friend I'm sitting next to in lecture Better stop, just in case he can read minds

Fantasizing about guy friend I'm sitting next to in lecture Better stop, just in case he can read minds Paranoid Parrot
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Guy behind me pulls into same neighborhood as me Im gonna die

Guy behind me pulls into same neighborhood as me Im gonna die Paranoid Parrot
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playing music on phone in public takes headphones out to make sure not playing out loud

playing music on phone in public takes headphones out to make sure not playing out loud Paranoid Parrot
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has the exact change to pay recounts it ten times while in line to make sure that it is the right amount

has the exact change to pay recounts it ten times while in line to make sure that it is the right amount Paranoid Parrot
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made kraft macaroni and cheese countless times cant throw the instructioins away until finished

made kraft macaroni and cheese countless times cant throw the instructioins away until finished Paranoid Parrot
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Does simple math calculation in head, better check it on my calculator just in case.

Does simple math calculation in head, better check it on my calculator just in case. Paranoid Parrot
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Doctor says "I'll see you soon" as I'm leaving He's not telling me something

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12 other people live in this apartment building 12 times the chance someone will accidentally burn it down

12 other people live in this apartment building 12 times the chance someone will accidentally burn it down Paranoid Parrot
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"The captain has turned on the fasten your seat belts sign" We're going down

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Accidently press unlock button miles from car better lock it to be sure

Accidently press unlock button miles from car better lock it to be sure Paranoid Parrot
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