Paranoid Parrot

Shit Face

SAY WHAAAAAAT SHIT FACE?  Paranoid Parrot

post

EVERYTHING GOING SMOOTHLY IN POST... SOMETHING MUST BE WRONG Paranoid Parrot

you must find those plans

IF THIS IS A CONSULAR SHIP WHERE IS THE AMBASSADOR? Paranoid Parrot

I work from home, sometimes it's just me and the dog...

IF I SEND EMAILS AND IM'S AND NO ONE REPLIES I WONDER IF I'M THE ONLY ONE ALIVE OR I MISSED THE APOCALYPSE Paranoid Parrot

Charlie

HEY MARTY YOU LOOK HIGH  HAHAHHAHAHA  Paranoid Parrot

Lying salesperson

YOUR CATALOG SAYS 50 CASES PRODUCED BUT MY DISTRIBUTOR HAS 200 IN STOCK.  AND YOU WONDER WHY I'M PARANOID? Paranoid Parrot

GOOD MORNING

PRINCE TALHA  <3  ANAYA AP KAY COMMENTS KI ZADA TER SAMAJ NAI ATI  Paranoid Parrot

kiknme

YOU GOT TO BE SQUAKING ME... BLUE? ID PREFFER RED Paranoid Parrot

hey Fluffy....

I KNOW U CALLING INNOCENT SIMWAKA Paranoid Parrot

Moving is for birds

MOVING IS FOR THE BIRDS RENEW YOUR LEASE TODAY @ MELVIN PARK APTS Paranoid Parrot