Paranoid Parrot

From Saudi Arabia to a Workplace Near You

HAD A COUGHING FIT, MAYBE ALLERGIES BUT MERS HAS BEEN TARGETING ME.... I'M ON TO IT.  Paranoid Parrot

Bottles and Cans

TAKING OUT RECYCLING FOR FIRST TIME IN SIX WEEKS EVERYONE'S GOING TO THINK I'M AN ALCOHOLIC! Paranoid Parrot

PLASTIC PERSON

MY PARENTS ARE HERE TIME TO BE AN ANGEL Paranoid Parrot

WHAT A PROTECTOR

PARENTS MAY BE  VERY OVERPROTECTIVE AT TIMES Paranoid Parrot

a party huh?

OOHHH SO HOSTING A PARTY WERE YOU HUMANS DRESS LIKE US HUH? TELL ME  JUST HOW COOL YOU THINK U ARE MR. HISE Paranoid Parrot

wownder paciencia

PACIENCIA NO ES LA CAPACIDAD DE ESPERAR ES LA HABILIDAD DE MANTENER UNA BUENA ACTITUD MIENTRAS ESPERAS Paranoid Parrot

Sidney works out more than me

SIDNEY PROBABLY HAS A BIGGER PENIS THAN ME Paranoid Parrot

dota2 master race

DOING PUBS  RANDOM OMG PLS NO MEEPO Paranoid Parrot

PARANOID PARROT ON KEYS

NOWHERE NEAR CAR, BUT ACCIDENTALLY PRESSED UNLOCK BUTTON ON KEYS  BETTER PRESS THE LOCK BUTTON, JUST TO BE SAFE Paranoid Parrot

Poison ivy is a bitch

RANDOM BODY ITCHES  IT MUST BE POISON IVY Paranoid Parrot