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Paranoid Parrot

From Saudi Arabia to a Workplace Near You

HAD A COUGHING FIT, MAYBE ALLERGIES BUT MERS HAS BEEN TARGETING ME.... I'M ON TO IT. Paranoid Parrot
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Bottles and Cans

TAKING OUT RECYCLING FOR FIRST TIME IN SIX WEEKS EVERYONE'S GOING TO THINK I'M AN ALCOHOLIC! Paranoid Parrot
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PLASTIC PERSON

MY PARENTS ARE HERE TIME TO BE AN ANGEL Paranoid Parrot
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WHAT A PROTECTOR

PARENTS MAY BE VERY OVERPROTECTIVE AT TIMES Paranoid Parrot
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a party huh?

OOHHH SO HOSTING A PARTY WERE YOU HUMANS DRESS LIKE US HUH? TELL ME JUST HOW COOL YOU THINK U ARE MR. HISE Paranoid Parrot
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wownder paciencia

PACIENCIA NO ES LA CAPACIDAD DE ESPERAR ES LA HABILIDAD DE MANTENER UNA BUENA ACTITUD MIENTRAS ESPERAS Paranoid Parrot
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Sidney works out more than me

SIDNEY PROBABLY HAS A BIGGER PENIS THAN ME Paranoid Parrot
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dota2 master race

DOING PUBS RANDOM OMG PLS NO MEEPO Paranoid Parrot
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PARANOID PARROT ON KEYS

NOWHERE NEAR CAR, BUT ACCIDENTALLY PRESSED UNLOCK BUTTON ON KEYS BETTER PRESS THE LOCK BUTTON, JUST TO BE SAFE Paranoid Parrot
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Poison ivy is a bitch

RANDOM BODY ITCHES IT MUST BE POISON IVY Paranoid Parrot
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