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SMART Goals Parrot

SUBMITS UPDATED GOALS MINUTES AFTER MEETING WORRIES THEY'VE BEEN STUCK IN OUTLOOK FOR WEEKS Paranoid Parrot

bird looking niggas

MEN WHO LOOK LIKE BIRDS BE LIKE WHAT'S UP GIRL CAN I GET YOU A DRINK? Paranoid Parrot

Cashier problems...

CASHIER ASKS FOR ZIP CODE AT CHECK OUT THEY'RE TRYING TO STEAL MY PERSONAL INFORMATION! Paranoid Parrot

My Mind Thinks of the Worse Possible Things

WAKE UP AND NOTICE THAT BOYFRIEND AND HIS TRUCK ARE GONE. MUST HAVE BEEN ABDUCTED BY ALIENS OR BRUTALLY MURDERED. Paranoid Parrot

log off for safety

DID I LEAVE MY REDDIT ACCOUNT LOGGED IN? ON THE LAPTOP IN THE KITCHEN WHERE MY DAD IS MAKING MEMES AND POSTING THEM TO MY ACCOUNT? Paranoid Parrot

Thế Hử.....???

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WTF Parrot

CROWS? WTF!! Paranoid Parrot

Get it? Didn't Think So...

FINISHED READING

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20th July

TODAY IS 20TH JULY?....  20TH JULY? Paranoid Parrot